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In My Defense - Patch

In My Defense - Patch - Main image
$5.03 $7.99 In stock

Sassy, snarky, and sew-ready—this patch is perfect for makers who know their way around a machine and a punchline. Whether you're a quilter, crafter, or just love collecting clever patches, this one brings the attitude and the aesthetic.

Size: 3"wide x 2" (perfect for jackets, bags, sewing kits, or project aprons)

Material: High-quality embroidered fabric with iron-on backing 
Style: Bold lettering, clean finish, and 100% maker-approved
Application: Iron it on, sew it on, or pin it to your creative heart’s desire because let’s be real—fabric is the best F word.

Packaged in a clear bag
Original design by Amy Hamberlin Manufactured in Hong Kong, China
Copyright Kati Cupcake 2026.
All Rights Reserved

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

James L. ★★★★★

The embroidered edges are thick enough that I didn't have to worry about fraying when I sewed it onto my denim jacket. Stitched it on in about ten minutes and it's already gotten a few laughs from my quilting group.

Ella A. ★★★★★

Stitched this onto my denim jacket in about ten minutes and the iron-on backing held on the first try. The snarky wording gets a laugh every time someone reads it, and the edges haven't frayed after a few washes.

Joseph N. ★★★★★

The embroidered lettering is crisp and didn't fray at all when I ironed it onto my denim jacket. Finally a patch that matches my sense of humor and actually holds up.