Well Shit Zipper Pouch

$7.56 ~~$12~~ In stock

This white canvas zipper pouch features our bold “In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised” design in a hot pink screen print that absolutely pops against crisp white. Finished with a classic black zipper for that clean, high-contrast look.

The perfect grab-and-go size for sewing notions, pens, makeup, cords, gift cards, or all the tiny things currently floating at the bottom of your tote. Durable canvas keeps its shape while still being soft enough to toss in a bag.

Equal parts practical and personality-packed — because sometimes being left unsupervised is exactly when the magic (or the fabric haul) happens.

● Zipper Pouch
● Cream canvas, black zipper
● Screen print hot pink, one side.
● 8.3" x 5"
● Made in small batches
● Printed in USA/bags made in China

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Eva V. ★★★★★ Sep 15, 2026

The canvas feels sturdy and the black zipper glides smoothly, which I wasn't expecting at this price. I keep it in my tote for lip balm and hair ties, and the "left unsupervised" line gets a laugh every time I pull it out.

Scarlett C. ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

The hot pink screen print on this white canvas pouch really pops, and the black zipper glides smooth every time. I keep it in my tote for loose chargers and lip balm, and the canvas has held up fine tossed around for a few weeks.

Hannah G. ★★★★★ Sep 13, 2026

This pouch is way sturdier than I expected for the price — the canvas holds its shape and the hot pink lettering really pops against the white. I've been using it for my pens and random desk junk for a few weeks and it's held up great.